Purse-E-Phone

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

the fact that Lancer says "last one there is a fresh and fragrant egg" and Ralsei is always last in the party formation is not lost on me.

This is, with zero hyperbole, the perfect product. I want a purple spork more than anything in the world. It's like you read my soul!

I was originally just gonna get a bunch of regular uncolored titanium sporks cuz the one I already had was my favorite utensil, but when I looked up Snow Peak I found it they had other colors. The only downside you can't see in the photo is that if you look at it hard it's painful. You know how bright neon pink and other colors can be painful? Same with these, but not quite that bad

You are my biggest fan

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

that's the beta testing stage

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

<3 is so powerful

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.