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i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I do that because I don't trust reading abilities of the people I send emails to

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

Infinitely adjustable bidet

april showers bring may growers

I've officiated a couple weddings, and apparently the statistic about half of marriages ending in divorce is true