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@funnier-when-objectum

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

why does everything cost money

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

It costs about $6.29 in gas to get to the nearest river (as of Jun 14, 2026)

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

Said this to my buddy and I got no response

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral