hedgehogism

[sonic unleashed werehog battle theme]

BUNKADUNKADUNK BADA BA BA BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

that song has created a fear response in me akin to a 1950s houswife hearing the sound of shattered glass

we're all feeling normal huh

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis