They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them
"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.
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this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter
i don't believe such a time ever existed
this is hilarious actually bring it back
lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls
OK bisexual (czech)
Hell yeah 🤙
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you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

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real gaming
(Source: Sen the donkey)
When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km
stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"
complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)
*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*
shane: squeeze me
ilya: what
shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.
ilya: *squeezes*
shane: tighter than that, come on
ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?
shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.
ilya: i could hurt you, no?
shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.
ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*
shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

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Important question
Okay but I think these two are onto something
Test subject
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do allow me, will you? ➢ THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)