wwx's canonical omega slick

Has Hollander been… sucking other guys' dicks? There’s no way he learnt this all from porn - Ilya wouldn’t be surprised if Hollander had his computer child locked, he seems like the type of prude to faint at the sight of a breast. But he can’t help but notice there’s a self-assuredness to Hollander’s movements now, a far cry from that first instinct driven blowjob he had given back in Toronto.

or ilya rozanov's descent into madness caused by shane hollander's rapidly improving blow job skills. or when shane hollander wants to be the best at something, his dedication knows no bounds. ilya suffers for it

“So sad,” Ilya coos and Shane looks away, his lip jutting out against his will. He gets a pinch on his cheek for his efforts. “I will help, hm?” Shane side eyes him. “And how exactly are you gonna do that?” It’s not hard to figure out what Ilya is thinking, not when he bares his teeth and winks at Shane, so beautiful it makes Shane’s breath stutter in his chest. “I know a few ways to get you out of your head, I think.”

people are so BORING on twitter is2g…,,,, why do they need ilya to be a soft boy consent king barely dom needy service top so bad 😭 in context of the book/show it doesn’t even make sense too. sure, he checks in and isn’t idk Evil. but he’s also domineering and willing to push shane to do things they might not have talked about before (eating his ASS in ep 2) like saying ilya is only soft and sweet is just not even true for the book.

Ilya would be kinda subtle with it too, kind of just implying that shane’s only a pretty face, it’s a surprise he can even tie his skates himself, yadda yadda. And shane gets all flushed and quiet.

And maybe Hayden’s like, uhhh that’s my boy? That’s my boy with the highest hockey iq in the league why don’t you shut the fuck up right now. And Shane then has to give hayden a quick rundown on degradation kink. 😁

same vibe as ilya saying shane has a weak back hand, its fun becuase it isnt True. even better if when hayden starts to get pissy and defensive, ilya tells him its just chirping and fun, dont make such a big deal out of it. like shanes not even allowed to chose that for himself.

!!!!!!!!!!! i love the idea of hollanov getting freakier with time, like it just keeps escalating and no one around them is safe. they always have some weird psycho-sexual thing going on and everyone has to get used to it. PLUS ilya is really good at playing off anything that would genuinely make people uncomfortable. god, this might be crazy but ilya spiking shanes drink with something as a surprise while theyre at dinner with hayden or whatever. and shane starts to feel it kick in and hes panicking, ilya keeps playing fake concern "oh no, baby. whats wrong, you're not feeling good?" and hes using this soft and gentle tone, but only shane can see how sharp his eyes are, the slight curl of his lip. he's using the voice that makes shane think Daddy and everything is starting to blur together, home and outside and where are they again? ilya is petting his head, cooing "poor you, not feeling good?" and shane is soooo gone, hes leaning over, can barely keep his head up meanwhile hayden is like,,,, um hey does he need a doctor or something???

ilya being lowkey a dick to shane when he’s already overwhelmed. maybe they’re out a bar with the centaurs, somewhere public. he picks up on the cues of an overwhelmed, overstimulated shame and pushes, pushes, pushes.

roughly pats shane’s thigh arrhythmically, even when he pushes ilyas hand away. tries to rope shane into conversation with the team. scolds shane for not looking him in the eye when he talks.

shane breaks. not dramatically, but tears fill his waterline and his lip quivers. and ilya gets to play the hero!! gets to coo and run his thumbs under shane’s eyes and play the ever-competent partner. gets to infantilize shane in front of the team in a way that he could never get away with when shane is not on the cusp of a meltdown.

and all the centaurs think he’s the partner of the year. win-win!

YOUR MIND OMGGGGJGJGGJGJJFJF nooooooo i fucking love this and shane is sooo angry when he’s less overwhelmed and upset but sooo turned on bc he was so vulnerable in public and ilya had it so under control 😭😭😭 like being Known so well that ilya can emotionally edge him 🫪