✨princess awa✨

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

i are what i eat

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

Yeah I just got off the phone with the student council president and she said we gotta lock you in a room and beat you with hammers unt you die. What? I don't care if you're 23. It's the student council. You don't fuck with the student council. Now come with us please we have the perfect utility closet for this

Yeah she told us you were "useless" and "insolent" which is why we have the blue tarp set up everything cus we absolutely have to chop you up into tiny pieces with a chainsaw now. Huh? What gave you the impression that our job is "balancing budgets" sister we kill people. We straight up murder them. We also decide which clubs are officially recognized and we organize the annual bake sale but mainly we kill people. Yeah. President's orders.

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

what the fuck

every time i remember most people think gaining weight is bad i get scared. like, what if sunrises and flowers and clean air were bad