✨princess awa✨

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

in addition to the many suggestions in the notes I would also like to argue that the Nidoran line being male before gender even mechanically existed is possibly the most TMA thing imaginable

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

Stop handwringing over "is it feminist to trap my boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl?" and start supporting actually existing feminism (trapping your boyfriend in a glob of iridescent slime deep within an underwater cave that slowly transforms him into a cute seaslug girl)

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

i also choose this guy's dead wife

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze