✨princess awa✨

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

dumbass fucking missed

Friend trying to steel my resolve a few months ago: "She was never on your level you know, and you need someone who is. Like, could you have a conversation with her about that french feminist intellectual you always talk about, what was her name, Char Aznable?"

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

"I'm immune to hypnosis" okay so you're basically a misogynist

We haven't swam at all since a year or so before our egg cracked. This is transfeminism!