in all the world no greater love than mine

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

BIG fan of referring to historical figures by their first name like we’re actually long time friends

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

why is tumblr such that you can say something people believed in the middle ages absolute orthogonal to reality and everyone will just nod?

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him