foreverkneeld

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

It’s like Jenny slate says. Who can never be sure

??? we love fat tummies here idiot

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this