Ich werde gleich noch die Sauerstoff Kontrolle abklemmen

Ryner-E

Want some? You haven't touched your food all day-you must be really hungry! Here have a bite: smells good doesn't it? Don't drool all over it before you've even tasted it, dear, that's not polite. No? Not hungry? Guess I'll have it then.

Mmm, delicious!

*delicious nom sounds*

Well that was good, now I just need a glass of cold juice to wash it all down. Perfect for this muggy prison cell, don't you think?

*ice clinking and glugging sounds*

Aaaaah, that was good. I'll be off now: if you need me, here's the keys for the straitjacket and cell, numbers one through five are for the straitjacket, and number six is for the cell door. Don't you think it's sweet how the keychain fits right through the holes of the gag?

Oh, I forgot to mention: for security reasons, the keys have an alarm that sounds when they get out of a ten-meter radius of my person. And it's really annoying, like, really really annoying.