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Thank u for this contribution

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot

against all odds, i continue to make my life very beautiful

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

Life must be rough for you

life is rough for everyone kimberly

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

ea-nasir this ea-nasir that feh the best thing about the babylonians is all the clay women holding their tits

Okay but for real though I’m so fascinated by the ubiquity of this pose in the archaeological record across time and place. It must be really significant

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

The person who made the video has since passed away. Let’s celebrate 19 years of joy this video has provided.