Spanking & Diapers

A is for arse, so pale at the start B is the birch that will soon make it smart C’s for the cane that inflicts such sharp pains D is for discipline, which it maintains E’s for endorphins that feel so fantastic F is for flogger in leather or plastic G’s for the glow of a well walloped bottom H for hairbrushes, every Top’s got ‘em I is for insolence, wilful I fear J is for justice applied to the rear K for the knee ‘cross which bad lads go bare L for the long hours that they spend there M’s for the martinet, vive la France N for no let up, no mercy, no chance O is for ow! a sign of good work done by the spanker unwilling to shirk P is for paddle, as used in the States and the good British plimsole that’s whacked a few nates Q’s for the quirt, quite quirky and queer R is for ruler, applied to the rear S is for strap and also for scarlet and spanking or slippering every young varlet T for the tawse of Scottish renown and also for trousers so frequently down U’s for unable to sit for a week V for the vengeance a good switch can wreak W’s for the wheelbarrow position X for fault-finding Tops’ x-ray vision Y is the yelping of men with sore bums Z ’s for the zeal with which punishment comes