Spanking & Diapers

Control is important 😌🤍🐘

Vertrauen ist gut, Kontrolle ist besser 😌🐘🤍

It's only 9am, but the adults already have you out in the backyard, prep'd and ready for a full day of "working the grill" for the annual 4th of July block party - aka sheepishly offering the whole neighborhood plastic hotdogs and hamburgers they'll mockingly mime eating for 3 seconds before handing them back and walking off in hysterics.

After liberally applying Coppertone WaterBabies sunscreen to every inch of your exposed skin, Papa checks his phone and happily lets you know it's forecasted to be over 90 degrees today - officially "too hot for shorts" according to the 'Daddy Weather Association.'

"C'mon sport, you know the rules, hand 'em over..."

Oh well, at least the grownups were too busy to come up with something more humiliating this year.

All the same, you're pretty positive there'll be a repeat performance of last 4th's "I'm a Yankee Diaper Dandy" song & dance routine required after naptime - not to mention the sequined stars-and-stripes jumpsuit, top hat and bow-tie that goes with it.

Bedwetting can really suck, but diapers rock.

Pampers bottom 🚼

Loving patts are welcome 🤗

When the diaper gets so heavy and swollen 😌💦🤤