hoPscOtch

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

The Grinch REALLY coulda stole christmas if he just killed everyone.

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’ll kill you in real life, kevin”

which wii sport is ur soul stuck in today

RB WITH YOUR OPINIONS ON: milk, mustard, mayonnaise, black licorice.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

i bad a horrable dream