I love Potatoes

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

It takes so much mental fortitude to remember to pick up that sock

"i thought about that task so much my brain apparently decided i had already done it" also sounds like bullshit, AND YET

“It didn’t happen, and I don’t know why. It could have. It should have. My life would be vastly improved if it had. I thought about it constantly and obsessively… and yet here we are.”

if you are making a personal purchase for fun and you feel guilty about it always remember at least you are not paying for a gacha game amen

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles