TYPE A O

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

the only ADHD superpowers i believe in are the ability to make objects disappear from existence and accidental time travel (only forwards)

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

oh my GOD

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time