I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

First symptoms can easily hit before 40. Just so you know. Also, there are issues that maybe 1 in 50 doctors even know about, so keep an eye out for literally anything that changes "for no reason".

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

If only pugs could breathe through their butt too :((

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

dying

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 572

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

happy Pride Eve!

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.

The new season of your favorite TV show starts in 3 days. You want to spite your abusive ex. You want to prove your asshole dad wrong when he said you'd never amount to anything. A new bakery just opened down the street and they have new cupcakes practically every day. Your dog/cat/cactus needs you. There are so many fruits you haven't tried yet. There's a big project at work or school that needs you. You want to try that FIRE thing the Internet's always going on about. You want to climb Mt. Everest and/or K2 someday. You're going to look (and more importantly, feel) amazing once you transition. You want to have a baby someday. Your sister calls you every week just to say hi and ask how you're doing. You have a nail appointment this Friday. You got a beach pass for the summer, and it'd be a shame to waste it. You've just started a long-distance relationship. You want to see what all the fuss is about regarding Paralives. Your gym buddy is expecting you. Your best friend's wedding is in 3 months. You're going to be an uncle/aunt. You saw a hummingbird at your feeder, and there's more to come over the summer. You have a coupon. You're finally taking that trip to Machu Picchu. You're going back to school this fall. You want to see Bigfoot. You've started feeding a colony of stray cats in your neighborhood. You want to become a grandparent, or at least a grandparent figure, someday. You started a new crochet project. There's a new challenge on TikTok you've been thinking of trying. The midterm elections are coming up. You finally bought a house. Your awful roommate is moving out in six weeks. You've made it to 1 year clean and sober, and that wasn't easy at all. You need to cancel that free trial before you start getting billed. You haven't tried Thai food yet. You don't want to die a virgin. You've got to ask your Meemaw for that secret recipe, while you still can. You've got a DoorDash order coming in 20 minutes. You have 3 books overdue at the library. You rented a beach cottage for a week. You never got to go to Disney World when you were a kid. Your church is having a chili cook-off, and you make a mean chili con carne. Halloween is coming up. You're hoping to catch that giant fish you heard about from your grandpa's friend. Your year-and-a-day study period is almost up, and you'll be eligible to become a priest/priestess. Yard sale season is starting up. You thought you saw a UFO. Your favorite fruit is in season. You got yourself a pen pal. You didn't get to go to your high school prom, but there's an adult prom to benefit the local children's hospital. Your apple tree will start producing soon. You want to run for some local office. Your local Hot Tubs and Beyond is having a liquidation sale, and who knows when or if you'll have another chance to buy a hot tub? You've got a bottle of expensive champagne you've been saving for...well, you know.

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this