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This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

a smol choreographer

Original source This is Yo-chan, a ringed seal who lives in Okhotsk Tokkari Center, a seal sanctuary in Hokkaido, Japan.

Sick of goose slander. I have never had a bad encounter with a goose. Walk with confidence and leave their nests alone. What we SHOULD fear are Muscovy ducks that gather a pile of golf balls and rotten eggs to brood over under your back porch and then hunt you down like the devil for leaving the house

You have not experienced the mortal terror of being 12 years old biking as fast as you can away from a furious hissing territorial dinosaur with inch long talons out for your blood

Sometimes inspiration comes from the most unexpected places.

hiding my Gameboy under the pillow when the nurse comes in to pull the plug

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

It’s officially October 20th where I am, soooo HAPPY 152ND BIRTHDAY, TORCH LAKE! 🎂 🚂