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are we sharing our crusty old white dogs?

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

How does this post keep getting weirder.

My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

I wonder how much Elon Musk's trillionaire status is based on dubious accounting, and outright fraud. My guess is "at least 90% of it." Tesla is such a niche car company that it's notable when you spot one on the road... but somehow Tesla shares are worth double Toyota, a company that actually sells a lot of cars. I'm sure SpaceX has some pricey contracts but the costs of anything going into space are astronomically high (lol) so I doubt the profit margins there are particularly good, there's a reason space travel has historically been the domain of governments rather than private companies. Other than that, he owns Twitter which wasn't worth much before he fucked it up and a bunch of random startups no one ever hears about until they start doing something horrible to monkey brains or whatever.

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act