Dyke who Likes (posts)

you will never be morally pure enough for the fandom cops and even if you do somehow achieve perfect morality you will be miserable and anxious and you will wonder why fandom isn't fun anymore

[Image Description: photo of a pomegranate. To the left, labeled "for you..." is a bowl full of the arils. Next to it, labeled "I would", is the remains of the pomegranate now that the arils have been removed. End I.D]

imagine if public transit ran 24/7........ in my beautiful world

In the name of disability pride month start giving a shit about psychotic people NOW

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

people with medical issues are not “putting a strain on the medical system”. that’s what the medical system is for. yes this includes people with substance use related medical issues and other people considered “undeserving” of help

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Historians will remember Mitch McConnell as one of the most powerful and influential senators in American history, but the people will have largely forgotten him within 10 years. He did more damage to our country than almost any other politician since the Civil War, and he will forever be overshadowed by the president he personally politically protected. Maybe they'll name a building after him, some Senate staffer office, or put his bust in the Kentucky state legislature, but most people will never know who he was or what he did to fundamentally change the balance of power and backslide our democracy for generations.

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

Even that wouldn't even work because if he learned that he was having a transmasc's period cramps projected onto him, he'd say some shit like "I'd never leave a fellow prince in such horrible pain" while the voice clip "My King!" plays, & at that point I'd rather just deal with the cramps myself