Dyke who Likes (posts)

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

btw i noticed some people talking about the "i'm still here" on this and i figured i'd say i had the song something cool by saoirse dream in my head while drawing this and i thought those lyrics would be fitting :3

when you're doing the laundry and get to the part where you have to spray things with stain remover and you remember this pair of pants definitely has salsa on it somewhere but you just can't seem to locate the exact spot at a glance, so you sort of drape them over your legs and enter your Mind Palace to re-enact the crime. feeling the murder weapon (chip) at your fingertips, tracing the trail of blood (salsa) spatter back to the last person you'd expect...the killer was You all along. and the stain is on your crotch

"this is the 2nd time pjackk posted then got banned again right after" different guys actually. my plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

The Hobbit, and ultimately Lord of the Rings and all the rest of his works in Middle-Earth, were all quite literally all based on bedtime stories that Tolkien made up for his children. It was all originally meant for children.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.