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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

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cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

eowynwise

000l

shrewreadings

like to charge, reblog to cast.

spencerthespacer-deactivated202

fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

ywg

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

randomslasher

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

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hometoursandotherstuff

hypokeimena

all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

hypokeimena

my people have found me.

hypokeimena

#i think the underpinning perception to me re: this kind of thing #is that it’s what convinces you on a gut level that the author doesnt know what theyre doing and is not thinking seriously about their story #whether this is true slash accurate or not varies #but supposedly ‘ little ‘ things can be strong & clear indicators that an author didnt think through their scene and just wanted a specific #aesthetic or moment that accidentally hurls the reader out of immersion in the story #forex - an example from some prev tags - horses being tacked up in the middle of the night #just in riding gear for no reason like theyre cars that can be parked in a garage and just be ready to drive #a ‘ little ‘ thing but it’s like. fully immersion breaking. like oh thats not a real horse. these characters arent interacting with real #horses. they are Means of Transportationing With Aesthetic. and from there it’s such a quick slide into oh these characters arent real arent #engaging arent compelling #bc theyve accidentally fallen thru a hole where the author forgot to put down story (via @silentwalrus1)

mumbo-isthemoonbig

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

mumbo-isthemoonbig

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

#star trek tos

gecko-with-a-greatsword

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

gecko-with-a-greatsword

youtube link

Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.

website

butch-ragh-barkrock

I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.

mrsthunderkin

Science dad is scary dad

Part 52>>> Part 54

Beginning

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew comic #Farmer Moira

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mrsthunderkin

I tease you guys too much

Part 53>>>Part 55???

Beginning

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew comic #sdv comic #Farmer Moira

smallpwbbles

Holy shit PLEASE do Jax in the Ken pose and my life is yours PLEASE

Aight just for the love of the game

#tadc #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus

smallpwbbles

Quick doodle of Caine having a mugshot taken after shoplifiting from the latest chapter of @crimes-wears-goggles fic Small gods because HOW could I not.

Kinger being proud and putting it on the fridge is the cherry on top istg

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc small gods

smallpwbbles

Question: do you think Caine would start venting about the Blue Ai while drunk to kinger and talking about how much he misses him while crying?

I know Caine had a great ephiany but I like to think his feelings are super complicated about the Blue AI, eating essientally what is your brother is CRAZY but being replaced must of felt just as bad to Caine and right before dude was boxed for god knows how long while they worked on blue.

Caine is sorry for what he did but the anger and sorrow about it is still there. Kinger stopped him from continuing cuz it doesn't feel right getting info from Caine he most likely wouldnt give if he wasnt so inebriated.

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc pomni

emmybeearts

Welcome to the Circus Tent, A "Welcome to the Internet" Parody [6/11]

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 || Part 5 || Here! || Part 7 (Coming Soon)

#tdac #tdac pomni #tdac caine #the amazing digital circus #tadc showtime #Welcome to the Circus Tent #Inside the Circus AU #tdac comic

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mihri-the-sasscatte

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

professorsparklepants

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

kittyopteryx

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

mooretimetoplay

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

necrowemancer

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

jelloapocalypse

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

creepsandcrawlers

FUCK ME the reveal video

threefeline

“CHRIS??????”

tanoraqui

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

8bitmickey

island-delver-go

Always reblog Y'gathok

robot-roadtrip-rants

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

#project hail mary #lol

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