BlanketShark

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

my cat is morally grey

im oange actually

Please stop rebloggjng the komeada x sans post it’s been an actual year and every notification I get from y’all makes me want to drink liquid cement

there's no cause for that

everyone's fucking mad at me all the time because I say stuff a little weird and killed a few innocent civilians

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

world heritage post

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

Yes