BlanketShark

Joy and whimsy detected! This sneaky (?) bittern is joyful and whimsical!

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

if i do something wrong they kill me

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I got lemon titties

Now calling my boobs Lemons.

10/10

official boob post

you play soccer with them in space????????? what

yeah

Official graveyard post

this post has been a wild ride for me

Official graveyard post

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I just ate a nectarine in such a fucked up way that for a moment I was fundamentally disappointed in myself as a human being, but then I realized that truly, isn't eating an incredibly juicy nectarine at midnight in the messiest and most unhinged way imaginable actually at the core of the human experience?

I just ate a nectarine in such a fucked up way that for a moment I was fundamentally disappointed in myself as a human being, but then I realized that truly, isn't eating an incredibly juicy nectarine at midnight in the messiest and most unhinged way imaginable actually at the core of the human experience?

I just ate a nectarine in such a fucked up way that for a moment I was fundamentally disappointed in myself as a human being, but then I realized that truly, isn't eating an incredibly juicy nectarine at midnight in the messiest and most unhinged way imaginable actually at the core of the human experience?