Allez, Allez, Allez!

juan ayuso down for dauphiné with no pogačar or vingegaard for sure. let me just build this one up in my mind for three months and if it doesn’t live up to expectations well i’ll just kill myself probably

i would have preferred a unbelievably boring seixasstomp over whatever this was

WE NEED TO NUKE UAE TEAM EMIRATES OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

juan is about to finish behind “luke tuckwell” on gc 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

juan finished behind “luke tuckwell” on gc 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NAH BUT SERIOUSLY I DON'T GET IT last year at that time i thought it was a shame del toro was at uae because he was a fun rider to watch and i liked his riding style etc. but now they transformed him into pogacar 4.0. pogacar who had already transformed from an entertaining rider to a fuckass bot mouth closed on the saddle no attack just grinding out 30w faster than anyone else. can't they find a juice that transforms you AND still makes you stay entertaining

i will remember gp gippingen 2026