i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:
bro literally this
It's also this
"He was a communist, Elmo" is gonna stay with me.
to the fairest
Athena
Hera
Aphrodite
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no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them
Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.
Hera offers you a life long and happy
Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not
oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite
Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.
thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood
Big horse.
Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme
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Desktop is a magical Place you can visit, but cannot live at Desktop, you must leave Desktop from time to time. You cannot take Desktop with you to bed or work or school. Desktop has a Place, has a home, and Desktop knows its Place.
Tablet and smartphone are malicious, hungry ghosts that haunt your every waking moment. They have no place, no home, they wander the earth Searching, Craving your time and attention, a bottomless void hell bent on devouring your soul because they have none of their own.

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the best trope in media is: ācharacters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back offā
me: Princess Zeldaās a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.
some nerd: source????
me:Ā
me: ??????
me:
Didnāt do shit in Linkās awakening though
This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen.Ā
Yes, Zelda didnāt do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didnāt do shit in Metroid Prime.Ā
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet
blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool
yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one
purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they donāt show
Donāt forget green - more mature and very reliable
Red - Mad
okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore
tubby custard.
whereā¦.where are the notesā¦ā¦
in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby
I'm scared of bugs/spiders but working on ways to overcome that fear! = cool!
I'm scared of bugs/spiders, I don't think that will change and would prefer to keep my space, but i appreciate their role in nature and think theyre an important piece in the puzzle of life = cool!
ARGH MY EYES!!! KILL IT W FIRE!!!!!! = one thousand years in the dungeon
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Blue and Yellow are so sweet together. But we've definitely still got a ways to go before we're done, so maybe we'll wrap things up next week instead! See you then!

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Back to Deltarune chapter 5 today! Let's see if we can finish the chapter this week!
Still going!
āThere arenāt enough hours in a day.ā There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.
The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, ā8 hoursā is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.
No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, thereās no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. āJust wake up earlierā āJust meal prepā⦠these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We arenāt built for this. Thereās no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individualsā biggest problems would simply evaporate.
Back to Deltarune chapter 5 today! Let's see if we can finish the chapter this week!
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Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!
Cons of being an artist:

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I can only readĀ ādogsā and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.
8/10 but fuck, OW.
I'm fed up with "maybe later".