Spoilers: shy cat is shy

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

listen to your favorite song and dance if you want to 🎵💃

You can even leave this world behind 🎶

Shit. Shit. I just realized how bad that sounds. I didn’t mean it like that. This is the Safety Dance!

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat  (tag via @kuttithevangu)

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Still going!

I got a sticker of a dog scratching its ass via steam points and i send it to my friends and my girlfriend randomly when they're playing games to piss them off.

Vital info is that at one point I changed my entire Steam profile to be themed around the fuckass dog so my friends were getting messages from "ass scratching dog" with nothing but that stupid gif in the middle of their games.

I take it back steam points is worth it because it allows this person to do that and that's hilarious.

Blocked, flambeed, and unfollowed is pretty awesome tho

Literally mad libs anon hate

I wish the Pokemon franchise spent more time showing disabled people with Pokemon. I think a service animal Pokemon would actually be an amazing thing.

It doesn’t even need to be big things either. I have Narcolepsy, and I think it would kick ass to have a Munchlax. I bet that little dude would be so excited to snuggle up and take a nap with me every time I have a sleep attack.

Oh heck you make a STRONG argument for Snorlax over Munchlax

Mr mime could create ramps for wheelchairs if the place you need to access doesn't have one. It could also create temporary sitting places if someone with chronic fatigue needs to rest (though a snorlax would be more comfy)

Oh this RULES! That’s exactly the kind of creative accessibility that I want to see in the Pokemon universe! Easy access to ramps everywhere!!! Mr Mime would actually be amazing!

Do we think rotom could inhabit a pacemaker?