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thinking again about that yoko taro quote
“you don't have to be insane to kill someone. you just have to think you're right.” WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
men will just drop shit like this on you via a fucking sock puppet and you just have to live with it
btw heres the full quote, originally taken from this post
every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time
Comfy even
shouts out to #women !

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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
listen to your favorite song and dance if you want to 🎵💃
You can even leave this world behind 🎶
Shit. Shit. I just realized how bad that sounds. I didn’t mean it like that. This is the Safety Dance!
I freaking loved this song when it came out! Turned up the volume and danced around.
Still makes me want to.
Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually
ARE YOU AN ELF?!
Questionable math but thirty IS young.

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Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.
"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.
#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat (tag via @kuttithevangu)
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god
badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird
every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle
Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence
curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees
relay racing is "here, you take this leek"
Hopefully going to be wrapping up Deltarune chapter 5 this week!
WELL. I didn't finish the chapter! But I did manage to beat the secret boss in one sitting! Somehow.
Next time for sure, though! We are beating this game!
Hopefully going to be wrapping up Deltarune chapter 5 this week!
Still going!

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steam points is like. such a stupid and worthless thing to have. Oh, i get points for buying things in the steam store, and playing steam games, and theres a store i can buy things in? Well what can i buy? steam games? coupons for steam games?
nope. animated sticker of a tantrum-ing soyjak baby and the pop cat for the steam groupchat nobody uses because discord exists.
I got a sticker of a dog scratching its ass via steam points and i send it to my friends and my girlfriend randomly when they're playing games to piss them off.
Vital info is that at one point I changed my entire Steam profile to be themed around the fuckass dog so my friends were getting messages from "ass scratching dog" with nothing but that stupid gif in the middle of their games.
I take it back steam points is worth it because it allows this person to do that and that's hilarious.
Hopefully going to be wrapping up Deltarune chapter 5 this week!