Simp For The Shrimp

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

"do it scared" "do it bored" "do it tired" NO. i already do everything scared, bored, and tired. i want to do it NORMAL for ONCE

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did