finally got my promotion 🕺

interesting to see real examples of people that think being part of certain minorities means you get a free pass to sexually abuse others

some ppl rly will abuse you deeply for years and keep permanent souvenirs from it like it was a time to cherish

some ppl rly will abuse you deeply for years and keep permanent souvenirs from it like it was a time to cherish

there should be a part of the divorce process where you get the opportunity to plead your case as to why the other should be executed

this might be the longest length of time ive ever been single not even a crush nothing. and let me tell u: it is so boring. god. i dont need anyone but what am i supposed to do when theyre selling a beautiful bouquet of flowers at the grocery store

im gonna be honest hotd is an exercise in how much bullshit i can stand happening on a screen as long as i get to see emma d'arcy

all women do in hotd is rub their belly

two times today i have been surprised people didnt know about the elephant the aspca brutally murdered in 1903 like thats current or applicable news

went to the waterpark. had tons of fun. knew right about when my mom was going to call me to go home because she cant stand when i have a good time. got that call and left. when i arrived home my mom told me i had to immediately take the trash can to the curb. we have an incredibly steep drive and the trash can is very heavy, and my mom knows this is a difficult task for me and it risks my joints dislocating. i ask if i can shower first, or even just change. she gets more upset and says no. so i have to drag the trash to the street in my swimsuit. i try to tell her about my day. she ices me out. but its whatever! its like clockwork. i think i have a can of soup in the pantry so im gonna eat and watch tv. i had several moments today where i noticed i was feeling truly happy so im going to cherish that.

had to talk to my 71yo associate today about how while it is great to compliment your coworker on her knowledge of where nuts & bolts go in one of the most tricky areas of the store, you cannot call her "queen of nuts" over the radio