asking customers at work why theyre celebrating so early and when they ask what im talking about i say my dogs birthday isnt until monday

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asking customers at work why theyre celebrating so early and when they ask what im talking about i say my dogs birthday isnt until monday

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michigan: here is an easy and clear online portal for updating your license and plates
missouri: you have to be at least a level 3 psychic to even decipher what we want you to bring to an undisclosed location
how long does it take to recover from being married to someone that weaponized their grandmothers death to manipulate you into doing chores better
had to talk to my 71yo associate today about how while it is great to compliment your coworker on her knowledge of where nuts & bolts go in one of the most tricky areas of the store, you cannot call her "queen of nuts" over the radio
had to talk with the same associate today about how the company does consider it stealing if you hide $200 worth of pokemon cards for your grandkids in the plumbing department behind the garbage disposals
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can we get anne carson on hot ones
today was my boss' last day and his parting gift to me was letting me know that he sold. the limited edition weekend giveaway grill. advertised nationwide. a month and a half ago. and he didnt want to tell me... until the day before the giveaway started
and probably the worst part of this is me having to Repeatedly explain to him that we cant "just give them something else" that would get us a LAWSUIT
today was my boss' last day and his parting gift to me was letting me know that he sold. the limited edition weekend giveaway grill. advertised nationwide. a month and a half ago. and he didnt want to tell me... until the day before the giveaway started
had an argument with a guy who was giving me full attitude while i was literally in the middle of closing and locking the front door for the night bc he didnt believe that i dont sell brake pads at my hardware store. this is like standing in the pet aisle of a walmart and getting mad that they dont sell puppies
Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)
Yes, at least once
No, but I've seen it happen to someone else
No, never
I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

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literally how fucking insane do you have to be to change your legal name to include the middle name given to you by the person you raped the last time you saw them. you think you just get to keep a gift lovingly given to you by someone that had no idea you were cheating on them the whole time? i get the documents in the mail while im actively left on read for asking when you planned on telling me you were having unprotected sex with strangers while we were together? the fucking audacity. a new level of disrespect.
this 40yo dude asked me out at work today and i said im a lesbian and he tried to change the subject so hard i did not understand what he was even trying to say. he started going on about how he "doesnt fit in anywhere" (cishet white man) and i had to just stand there because he was next to my work station 🧍
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interesting to see real examples of people that think being part of certain minorities means you get a free pass to sexually abuse others

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some ppl rly will abuse you deeply for years and keep permanent souvenirs from it like it was a time to cherish
some ppl rly will abuse you deeply for years and keep permanent souvenirs from it like it was a time to cherish