destroying capitalist management structures or wherever by doing shooters in the waterpark parking lot with my employee thats a decade older than me

lately have been telling people i need to "go to the seaside for my health" in reference to my weekly waterpark trips

hmmmmm i think my old boss that just quit stole the limited edition grill we got exclusively for the store raffle that was supposed to be this weekend 😔 discovered everything he told me about the situation was a complete lie which i can prove with logs and documents. and my counterpart who is his buddy wants to cover it up. he said it couldnt have been stolen but grills dont get up and walk away.

truly nothing like watching the stereotypical white cishet married couple follow the path society has laid out for them and actively plan and conceive and carry a child they bring into the world and then they realize its a lifelong responsibility that is going to eat into their social life forever. and they always act like nobody told them this. theyre out here making insta reels like theyre the first people to discover its difficult to take destination vacations with small children.

how long is it going to feel like this lol like how long am i going to be obsessively spiraling over how my ex is ruining peoples lives with no consequence

i used to make basic introduction level observations on misogyny and my ex would get soooo pissed off and start insulting me

i keep getting called a "bad influence" for telling my employees to ditch work and go to the waterpark with me

i want to watch obsession bc everyone says its so good but i feel like it would be a poor decision when i just got out of a long term relationship where my autonomy was controlled 😔

asking customers at work why theyre celebrating so early and when they ask what im talking about i say my dogs birthday isnt until monday