Worldwide Just Fuck My Shit Up Headquarters

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Pope is on our side...

Ross dies of influenza

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

There should be cigarettes made from night time

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Was dying a few shirts, which involves stiring the shirt in a huge pot of dye and my muscle memory decided it was my time and fed me a little sip of dye.

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing