Worldwide Just Fuck My Shit Up Headquarters

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

you ever mess something up and go "this is it, this is my final mistake. they're going to take me away and that's it, it'll all be over. this is my complete worst mistake and this is it for me"

theyre saying i might have anxiety

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

It's possible I'll have to leave this post in my will to my children.

ok.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

You are allowed to be happy. You are allowed to seek out things that make you happy. There is no moral value in suffering. You don't have to deprive yourself of pleasure just for the sake of it. You deserve to be happy! Everyone does.