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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Wait is he saying that or is she

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

I thought you were all shitposting

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes