Worldwide Just Fuck My Shit Up Headquarters

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

shoutout to the mutuals i actually interact with regularly & big apologies to the mutuals i do not interact with regularly or the mutuals who i used to interact with but now do not. ily all

*leaves

where are you going

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

Saw a screenshot of this on Pandora’s facebook and the top comment was “yeah, and about six feet above him.”

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette