watch more horror movies

hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow