its ya boy

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

damn that shit is light lmfao

I’m so mad TikTok the app shares its name with Ke$ha’s 2009 hit TiK ToK. Undeserving. Nauseating

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

Hey girl do you wanna hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?

in the grim  cyberpunk future digidykes and robofags are engaged in a constant arms race to come up with new and nastier slurs faster thtan the meghacorps can put them in commercials for neuroyogurt

the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental

the ability to comment and yet add nothing to the body of the post. the implication that whatever you’re saying is secondary to the post itself yet something visible and tangible in your particular reblog of it. like a commentary but not as self important. it’s literally like an introvert’s alternative to commenting on things. you are but you’re not. you won’t annoy op. it’s so lowkey no one even has to read it even if they follow u. perfection

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

what do red pandas even do