cut off the tourniquet

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird