Do you ever wonder why we're here?

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

you guys think im fucking joking but im not. i cannot deal with another second of people complaining about stories "glorifying" their subject matter just because no one turned to the camera and said, "hey guys, just so you know, this thing is Bad and Not Good, and this story is about Why it is Bad and Not Good."

i say this with love in my heart. But i genuinely do believe some of you on this horrid webbedsite are so used to only consuming media that explicitly tells you what you are supposed to take away from it (i.e. children's media) that youve lost the ability to examine media beyond a surface level

this is not to say that children's media is bad. or that adults can't enjoy it. i'm an adult, i love cartoons, and i probably always will. but if all you are consuming is tv shows made to teach children about kindness, you are going to rot your brain

give it up for another 70 years of goo

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

two people i grew up with who are both named sam (a samantha and a samuel, yet both mostly go by 'sam' or at least did when i knew them) (which is also my name but that's not relevant to this post) who are married just announced they're having a baby and ngl if they're not also naming that baby sam to create a household where everyone has the same name i'm gonna be at least a little disappointed

black with low white spotting

strong with motherfuckor powerful

oh 😮! you fed me a startleberry !