Aw shit

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

all guys have a shirt which is their best shirt. that's just guys for ya...

(muttering to myself as i put on an outfit which is my best shirt with my best pants) i didn't need to go this hard...

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

[citation not needed. no prablem]