Gwen

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

what’s a henway?

i went to the chao garden and everyone knew you

Yo mama so broke her paycheck just says "Sorry"

yo mama so tall she climbed the entire state building in one minute

rare mutual just liked my post.. 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓷𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

I had an American landlord. I got sick with a regular sore thraot and some fever. She gave me medication for sore throat which you can buy from a grocery stores in the USA. She said so herself. I had hallucinations for the first time ever that night after that medication. Sickness was immediately gone the next day. I have not hallucinated before or ever since when sick or under medication, not even when waking up from anesthesia after surgeries or having a 41C fever.

I've seen so many of this guy's vids and the only explanation I can muster for their accuracy is that he was raised from birth in a dog kennel

^^^^^ He also does videos where he's members of heaven inventing dogs, and ones where he interviews himself as people who are potential dog owners... so you're right. It has to be the only explanation.

reslap to bald his blog head