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One pool floatie to rule them all
in case anyone besides me wanted to see it in use :)
Republicans have cottage cheese for brains because the baby does try to abort the mother like with regularity
That is the wildest shit I've ever seen
Get wife pregnant. A baby cacoon forms around her. Baby aborts my wife. Fuck you baby cacoon
yall are missing the point here, "if the shoe was on the other foot" bb why my wife has only one shoe??? wife should have no shoes and be rubbing her feet on me face!! toes
Fuck no, you are not hiding this in the tags

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
if i can impart any one piece of wisdom to y’all, it’s to, whenever possible, assume good intentions
assume people are trying their best, want to be good and treat others well, and that when their behavior doesn’t align with those goals, it’s because of outside factors that are pushing them to their limit
it’s hard to do, it doesn’t always come naturally, but it’s worth it
before anyone jumps in with an “op has clearly never worked in the service industry,” i work in a public facing library job
i have a patron who is mean as a snake. won’t respond when you greet her, barks orders at you, and is generally nasty
i couldn’t stand her & dreaded the moment she walked in the door, until i stopped one day & went “wow, to walk around feeling unhappy enough to treat people so horribly every day. what a difficult way to live.”
and so my tactics changed. i made a point to be extra kind & friendly to her. she changed her hair color one day & when i complimented her on it, she was very caught off guard & said “oh, thank you. my whole life i’ve thought i was ugly.”
now we’re at the point where she shows me pictures of watercolor paintings she made & says hi when she walks in the door. she’s not my favorite patron, but she’s perfectly okay. most unpleasant people aren’t inherently rotten, they’re just unhappy & coping with it poorly
assume people are always doing their best, even if their best happens to fall a bit short. assume good intentions
Luigi… thunder.
This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made
Luigi… thunder.
This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.
Lemon Demon
Tally Hall
Death Grips
Jack Stauber
Mr Bungle
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
Devo
Oingo Boingo
Aquabats
Weird Al
My Chemical Romance
100gecs
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
Mitski
Girl In Red
do you smoke weed?
yes
no, but I use edibles
no, thc could stand for "the hate crime" and I'm not about that
yes, but I only smoke with my three weed smorking girlfriends. who smoke weed
I eat it straight from the plant like nuggets
your father and I are getting a divorce
Share for my larger sample size in your ass
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
the serve

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Let's make a pizza 🍕
More Cheese
More Meat
More Mushrooms
More Peppers
More Pineapple
More Dough (make pizza bigger)
More Sauce
More Knife (cuts more slices)
More Onions
Something random in the kitchen (comment what item you put in)
Let's see what kind of pizza tumblr would make.
i wish i didn’t spend so many years putting so much effort into hiding myself from the world i should probably go sit on a park bench or something idk!!!!!!