Schmeat Huge

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

hi guys. I'm evil.

hmmm i’m gonna make longform posts about you where i project nuance onto your actions

nooo my evil qwailties