Grooveless Plorn

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

omega-3verse

I'm whole on my own

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

In equal measure, if I see any of you fuckers coming for the children who were cast in that show, ill be incredibly disappointed and block you in equal measure. Hate the show, avoid the show, don't talk shit about literal children. It's not their fault the adults around them are shitty.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

Sleep should be refreshing and if it isn’t you should look into that tbh

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

jk rowling kills children