fart execution

I’m flying a few lucky followers out to where ever

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

Pangea might be huge but because all the dinosaurs are huge it feels like NYC at most

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

pick your own adventure, where are you going! where are you going to! any smokes? according th the chinese zodiac i am born in the year of the tiger which is last friday. any smokes?

shenmue

Does anyone know what to do

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

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literally is there Something you want or

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything