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Jules of Nature

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Today's Document

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

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Kiana Khansmith
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
NASA

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When you join tumblr you think all the weird posts are made to be funny but at some point this is just how your thought process morphes into and now you start sounding like the them in your head

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if he has abs he doesnt care about you
men with abs aren’t capable of love
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

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*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*
before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls
i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy
whatever.
i dont caaaaaare
google search how to make someone explode

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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
dude
top americanisms:
"smoke em if you got em"
"there's a sucker born every minute"
when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian
when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth
atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?
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you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
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