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fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"spirit of the argentina team" and it's them being favourited by the refs and fifa and america and israel

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

Hey… only 9 more months until more Hollanov Raw Sex in front of our eyeballs….

My TV is pregnant & it’s Jacob Tierney’s

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

and implying that rape is just the natural outcome of having more testosterone