inscrutable berry fiend

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

or mr. beast,

nonbinary sluggo: they pay me in oistahs 

This local smoothie place got shut down by the health department after my buddy Jalm was hospitalized for an ageric reaction cause they didn't disclose their usage of gagobears

got a job at the cigarette farm where we raise baby cigarettes from our farm to your mouth. baby cigarettes drinking from mother cigar's teat drinking the smoke milk. images of marlboro fawns prancing and splashin in the stream. goorgle show me a picture of boobs and convert to .wav format

toby fox copied delta rune from floigan bros

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?