my life as a pigeon.

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

see i liked paul baker and anton's first meeting so much because for once we didn't see anton do his entire 'i feel like i've always known you' friendslut routine. instead he tried to steal from paul baker and was bitchy and barely even paying attention to him because he was so distracted by his co-worker situation. and paul baker was immediately obsessed with him forever anyway. sooo excellent

if there were two girls on the moon and one kissed the other warmly and tenderly would that be beautiful or what

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

the devil couldnt reach me so he sent tooth pain. back pain. migraines. and the concept of rent

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me