my life as a pigeon.

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

16 year old Shane getting flustered from a chirp from a very attractive hockey player he’s facing off against . But then the guy misses a really easy goal & Shane gets the ick so bad it shoves him back into the closet for another year

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

rubbing my cheek on ilya rozanov's happy trail. wait who said that

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

i'm curious to know what all of you were into before hollanov infected your brain 7 months ago

im against shane coming without permission like politically

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

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