love you to the moon and to saturn

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

I am always in a rush to get home to do nothing but lay down

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website