love you to the moon and to saturn

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

women are the only thing that matter .

not that women are things

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

accepting that I am a difficult woman

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

*blows a kiss to the girlmutual reading this*

good girl this, bad girl that, first and foremost I'm a sleepy girl

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.