love you to the moon and to saturn

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

if she's your girl why is her leitmotif in my battle theme

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

i think the thought loop is going to save me this time

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

i'm the stripper that Loves you

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them