love you to the moon and to saturn

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

okay (equips the spear)

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real