its pronounced jenny

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

certified soup post

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

idk who needs to hear this but do the tiny piece of mending you’ve been putting off for months (voice of a guy who finally replaced a button on a cute skirt)

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rip hypothetical fleet vs victoire walter cup final, you were bigger than the whole sky

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

okay new quastion what is everyone's white whale book for 2026. the book you've been meaning to read forever and never got to for whatever reason. mine are house of leaves and the spear cuts through water and if I don't read them in 2026 they're going to put me down like a dog