its pronounced jenny

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

STOP BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES SHE'S NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

Step 2: caramelize an onion

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

certified soup post

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

idk who needs to hear this but do the tiny piece of mending you’ve been putting off for months (voice of a guy who finally replaced a button on a cute skirt)