im salto

I want ben folds five to devastate my frail body

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

grace couldn't teach rocky any english swear words because he knew if he did his life would be full of shit like "grace being bitch because no coffee yet, question?" and he'd have to live with knowing it was his fault

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

47 bullets in my gun account

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man