i, an alpha woman who is unable to love,

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

to be honest my favorite thing about heated rivalry both the book and the show is that it fundamentally doesn’t respect hockey. like genuinely who gives a fuck about the rules or history or culture or logistics. just make shit up in service of gay porn. it’s so inspiring.

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.