here we go again

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

i’m not kidding we need to stop conceding the point that it’s weird in the first place for women to be into gay romance/porn/etc. it’s driving me up the wall that every attempt i see at thoughtful/nuanced Social Commentary on the matter begins with “lots of people don’t understand why women would be into this, BUT here’s a list of Special Reasons that this appeals to the Feminine Gaze” as if this is not just reinforcing the premise that there is some fundamental & universal split between how men & women experience desire. imagine how much more productive our conversations could be if we instead started with “lots of people don’t understand why women would be into this. why? what assumptions are those people making to begin with about women?”

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.

I think every team should have a wife line and I like that I see players making moves to make sure it happens

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now