here we go again

the enemy drank water today. did you?

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

yeah i read theory (posts from tumblr users that are wrong about everything)

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

honestly im not even waiting for that green light and i dont even want it

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself