Priest Of The FSM

I know this is the Onion but I feel like there are people for whom this is actually like, a goal.

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

From all of us, thanks for trying.

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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

I went to a library book sale this weekend and I found a very old book called “Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers,” which was published in I think 1975? I’ve been reading it kind of like how I would read a historical document, and it’s lowkey fascinating

There’s a whole paragraph that’s like “okay, find the keyboard. Don’t panic if it has more keys than a typewriter, that’s normal. Really, it’s fine. The extra keys don’t make things harder. It’s FINE”

Somebody in 1975 had a better understanding of why artificial intelligence is not in any way “intelligence” than the majority of today’s intellectual minds.

@teaboot idk if you saw this one

OH MMY GOD

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

An estimated 16-21% of fatal car crashes are due to fatigue.

NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COULD BE WORKING FROM HOME, BUT THEIR SHITTY EMPLOYERS WON’T LET THEM

It would also be better for the environment if less people commuted by car! Car emissions are a large percentage, and also, it would eat into oil company profits, and they themselves are the largest perpetrators of global warming. We need to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, and working from home or investing in public infrastructure is a great tactic.

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

I honestly really love the survival mechanics in skyrim. Having the find places to sleep and survive the cold really helps skyrim feel like a real and very inhospitable place. That being said it makes doing questlines way worse be ause characters are just casually telling you that you need to cross the entire country URGENTLY when traveling feels like a huge undertaking compared to clearing a small dungeon

this is honestly such a good idea

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy