Priest Of The FSM

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

for the jewelry crafters and the macrame enjoyers alike, as both I love this

oh and you have to learn to weaponize “thank you for your understanding”. which means “there is nothing you can do about this so accept it”

might I add "thanks for your patience" = "things are going as fast as they can reasonably go and if you keep asking when it's going to be done you will actively slow the process down through your constant pestering"

I’ve never tamed a cat before in Minecraft and apparently they sleep in your bed with you if you let them follow you around which is so adorable

you can tame the cats?

400 notes in less than one day i refuse to be famous for not knowing how to play Minecraft stop it!

Don’t worry. Nobody knows how to play Minecraft. Even people who know how to play Minecraft.

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!