Highly Wasted Jeans And Life

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

this was pretty funyn to me so i m reblogijgn it

thank you

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

Before I realized this was a sincere bit of political theory shared by a terf I thought it was an world class solid gold fetish shitpost

they greebled him

I fucking hate this I hate that human beings who want to build and create and live life are forced to waste their lives fighting for meaningless timewaster jobs while the positions of artists and actors and musicians and painters are replaced by plagiarism machines and algorithms and nothing you work to pay for belongs to you I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it if a robot can do our jobs then why the FUCK aren't we living

You spend your childhood training to efficiently perform labour you don't want to do so you can spend your adulthood performing labour you don't want to do so you have money to borrow a home you don't own and be blasted in the face 24/7 by ads that tell you to spend money to borrow music you can't own and borrow movies you can't own and use software and tools and games you can't own and every day you wish you were maybe at least doing labour that you enjoyed but the only labour you might not hate is being performed by a machine built so that 5 000 people just like you didn't have to he paid so THEY Zhave to find jobs they hate so they can live in homes they don't own and spend money buying art they can't own produced by nobody ripping tearing shredding biting biting biting biting biting

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

like i know that legally they can't state a motive because they haven't gotten the guy but it's really funny to see news outlets say "the ceo of a health insurance company was shot with three bullets that say Fuck Health Insurance Companies. god only knows why."