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wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

the secret purpose of tumblr: a social experiment in "how much can we actively fuck over a website's userbase without them bothering to leave"

this post is from 3 years pre porn ban

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

please have sex before commenting on my posts. my mutuals who have religious obligations to stay chaste are exempt from this

immigration detention facilities are of course filled with sexual abuse, but a prominent way the american government facilitates sexual violence against kids that you never really hear about is the juvenile prison system. victimization rates of sexual violence there are double what they are in adult prisons according to surveys, with 80% of victims assaulted by staff and about a third of victims assaulted more than 10 times in the past year. one youth prison in mississippi, closed in 2016, saw sexual violence that, according to the department of justice itself, was worse than “in any facility anywhere in the nation.“ and of course, we all remember “kids for cash”.

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

does it piss you off when i fly around in my little biplane? do you get mad when i shoot my machine guns at you?

until I unlocked the ability to eat with full health I just ran around letting people beat me up a bit so I could eat more noodles and hamburgers

Oh in Yakuza I just figured you were out there living your worst life.