life is earned through doing puzzles

my daddy always taught us to be ashamed of our everything

Family means nobody is really sure of what to do with each other

during the next sermonar (sermon | seminar) we will be discussing the bounds that define that which divides, as opposed to that which distinguishes.

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

Even in left wing circles it’s literally like pulling teeth trying to get people to take misogyny seriously as a real problem that is killing women and ruining their lives everywhere all the time and not like a haha silly 1950s problem we just make jokes about now

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

There’s actually nobody safe to express your emotions to because if you reveal them to people who love you they get really sad and if you reveal them to people who don’t love you you face all kinds of unpleasant consequences and if you reveal them to a paid therapist they will probably record your session and leak it to Palantir