welcome to cringetown population me

We don't need chatgpt for advice. We need Figaro

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.

SERIOUSLY it should be taking over the earth at a faster pace than this so i don’t come off like a hyperfixating little lunatic everytime i have something to say!

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

“are u okay?” no i need more money