formerly scouttf2isnamedafterjerma

let me take your white ass to funky town.

based on:

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

1. Don’t sexualize other user’s dads. Moms are fine. You can fuck their mums.

2. If someone falls asleep in the group call you just quietly lower their volume and look after your new sleep buddy. Maybe rename them or the VC to let everyone know but don’t get weird with it. Maybe a little somno is okay.

3. Use personal mute to pee, not server mute. You’ll only make this mistake once and it’s a “mistake” every time afterwards.

4. There should be a channel for posting pictures of animals that various users identify with, tagging them and ideally attaching a thematic emoji. Bonus points if multiple people jump in at once. This channel should have the most exclamation marks.

5. You don’t need to make a thread for that but you should make a thread for that.

6. Don’t forget to raise the sleepy person’s volume again. You forgot didn’t you?

7. It doesn’t matter if people are sexting in the selfie channel, you can get over that. Sexting in #vent is only bad because #vent shouldn’t exist, we have enough places to mute those struggling in real life. Maybe grandma dying adds to the ambiance.

8. At some point you’re going to be asked to play a game you’ve never heard of and you should absolutely say yes. Don’t play games you’ve heard of, that’s a common pitfall.

9. Give it like. A five second gap between joining an ongoing call and talking. This one’s gold trust me.