minors dni

welcome to the UK it’s thirty fuck degrees outside max data is 4g (doesn’t work) and WiFi won’t load anything except ads on instagram. Costs £40 to go outside.

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

I need a turbo-Nerd to tell me why they dumped Finn like hot garbage.

"Racism"

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

the only thing in deltarune ive heard unexplained is why does toriel drive her car to school in a town that can be traversed in under 5 minutes #pollution

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

noelle not knowing who tf ralsei is in chapter 2 is literally so fucking funny to me like he does NOT introduce himself nor does anyone introduce him. it's literally the frodo not knowing legolas's name moment. she doesn't give him a role in the maus balloon puzzle bc she Doesn't Know Who He Is. from her perspective it's me and kris and susie and berdly and some guy who kind of looks like asriel but kris is refusing to acknowledge him???? and nobody's told me his name?????? and i don't know who the fuck he is?????????