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Reposting this because this is a good idea

Honestly the funniest thing about the hindsight on this is that my only shame about it is that it portrats nintendo in a neutral/positive light.

Now im thinking of like some zany announcer explaining the game like "(wacky nintendo music) These two brother and sister... Lovers!? Are on one crazy journey to get out of the house! (Gameplay with some sound fx) But going on a journey builds up an appetite! (Hard cut to Ashley eating people and an image of Andrew just being tired) Explore the inner mind of these two crazy lovebirds and make some .... Unexpected friends along the way!( The Entity playing with their rc car) Coffin of Andy and Leyley now on switch!" Then to some announcement that Ashley and Andrew are playable in smash.

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

They signed me on to be the director of project hail mary 2 and its gonna be about a alien that invents shoes that can walk on electricity and its gonna fill you with hella hope for humanity

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA