formerly scouttf2isnamedafterjerma

even if you should never trust anyone, especially within the fighters guild, you can tell percius mercius is a genuinely decent guy because he's named percius mercius

lets get the circulating for the fourth of garbage

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

In honor of “Free Use Two-Fifty,” President Donald Jhonald Trump is letting any and all citizens have sex with him in his fruity ass ballroom

Unfortunately due to an injury (a urethral blockage due to a plastic toy of Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus stuck up in there) I will be unable to join the festivities

if you were to watch only the great works of the us cinema you could gain the mistaken impression that these are human beings with real thoughts emotions and a vibrant culture but if you watch a layer further you will see that these works appear nearly on accident, on the same level of cognition as a hyena eating a watermelon and randomly uttering clearly and unmistakably the phrase 'overwatch' before returning to its mindless gnawing