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toskarin

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

toskarin

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

slorty

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

toskarin

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

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grimbeak

noelle not knowing who tf ralsei is in chapter 2 is literally so fucking funny to me like he does NOT introduce himself nor does anyone introduce him. it's literally the frodo not knowing legolas's name moment. she doesn't give him a role in the maus balloon puzzle bc she Doesn't Know Who He Is. from her perspective it's me and kris and susie and berdly and some guy who kind of looks like asriel but kris is refusing to acknowledge him???? and nobody's told me his name?????? and i don't know who the fuck he is?????????

animalinvestigator

substitute

rudycooperarchives-deactivated2

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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bocchan

#it’s been done

hikari-yumi

aceattorneyheritageposts

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

t4timekeeper

not providing the scene in question is a crime

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coolxatu

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*leaves

coolxatu

where are you going

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Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

hornpoint

knife could be a scream

vedurnan

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

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crazysodomite

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

unrelated but same train of thought: some of you people would be cheering for the nazis for bringing the british down a peg or two if ww2 happened today

brexitfc

Falklands still ours, 2-2

unfollowing all argentina supporters unless you say sorry and mean it

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crazysodomite

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

stjohnstarling

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

stjohnstarling

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

prokopetz

I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.

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