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1. Thousand Autumns | Qian Qiu [Side Story Three- Naming]

Summary:

Shen Qiao is a devout Daoist priest who has spent his life honing his skills and spirit, leading his sect with martial talent, beauty beyond measure, and an earnest heart. His polar opposite, Yan Wushi, leads one of the most powerful demonic sects and is said to be unrivaled in his strength and cunning. Yan Wushi believes in the inherently selfish nature of all people—himself included—and that nobody is above committing dark deeds for their own benefit.

When a fight leaves Shen Qiao injured, blind, and with hazy memories, Yan Wushi takes in the defeated sect leader with a dark plan: test the limits of the man’s patience and faith in others to lure him onto the demonic path. Little does he know that he is about to meet the first immovable force of his life, and that two hearts can connect in unexpected ways. With the passing of a thousand autumns, who can stay eternal?

We are nearing the end of book 5!

I am reading a chapter a day of this one- you can follow along through this tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns.

NO SPOILERS PLS!

Let's go, demonic dilf baddies!

2. Bodyguard for the Stars by siralanoftrebond [67,728]

Summary:

Martial arts film star Wei Wuxian needs a bodyguard, insists his manager Jiang Cheng. Wei Wuxian disagrees until he lays eyes on Lan Wangji, Lan Security’s best bodyguard.

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“Shit,” called out Wei Wuxian, more annoyed than scared. He knew his harness would catch him, but he was going to get in trouble for being distracted. He felt a sharp pinch between his legs as the harness did its work, followed by a snapping sound, and then he was suddenly hurtling towards the ground. He barely had the time to prepare for a bad landing, when he suddenly found the handsome man rushing towards him impossibly fast. He was going to crush him, but there was nothing he could do. Smack! He awkwardly landed into the man's arms, but with the momentum of his fall. As the man flew backwards, he tucked in his head and rolled back dispersing the force of Wei Wuxian’s landing. Together they rolled several times before he came to a stop, landing on top of his saviour.

Despite the situation, the man wore no expression at all and his breathing had barely changed. Amber eyes bore into him, ice cold. Wei Wuxian felt the powerful flutter of something in his chest. It was probably just the adrenaline.

I love an actor Wei Wuxian story and this one was all of that plus some layers

Lan Wangji, my man, hot as hell. What a bad ass in this story

I want to use my own hands to throttle Meng Yao, Xue Yang, and Su She

A good start to the week!

3. What’s wrong with second young master Lan? by AllUsernamesAreTaken [52,905]

Summary:

“Lan-er-gegeee?” he sweetly singsonged.

Lan Wangji, like he had been doing the entire afternoon, immediately looked at him upon being called. His eyebrows raised minimally as he took in Wei Wuxian’s appearance.

“How about this? Am I still nice to look at, Er-Gege? Do I look cute?” Wei Wuxian asked, sugary and nasally, as he twirled the end of one pigtail around his finger and batted his eyelashes.

The other didn’t miss a beat.

“Mn. Very cute,” Lan Wangji confirmed, not seeming flustered at all.

Wei Wuxian was starting to despair.

(Or: Lan Wangji discovers a method to find out if a flirtatious guy is being serious or just playing and decides to test it on Wei Wuxian. The method? Flirting back.)

This was batshit in the best of ways LMAO

No one would ever believe Wei Wuxian if he told them what Lan Wangji did

My god, shameless Lan Wangji has me shaken XD Give this man an ounce of flirting and he becomes unstoppable

4. to ease the pain of growing wings by kintou [24,887]

Summary: When A-Yuan started showing his first signs of being a dragon, it was nerve wracking. Being a witch, Wei Ying knew precisely nothing about raising dragons and he could only think of one person — a set of huge blue wings, white horns, traditional pride — that could help him.

This was all domestic fluff and I am obsessed

Such an incredibly sweet story of single dad Wei Wuxian raising his little dragon baby

All it took was one phone call and Lan Zhan moved in

Adorable <3 <3 <3

5. Until the End of Forever by nsfw_on_repeat_again (on_repeat_again), on_repeat_again [73,666]

Summary:

- Based on a Tumblr post

“The great Hanguang-jun has done it! The Second Jade of Lan has cultivated to immortality!”

That day, people cheered and celebrated in the streets. Alcohol flowed freely, and everyone was in high spirits. Wei Wuxian couldn’t get away from the ruckus if he tried. It was as though when Lan Wangji ascended, so did everyone who heard the news.

In Wei Wuxian’s mind, it had been a foregone conclusion. If anyone in his generation was going to cultivate to such a level, it could only be Lan Wangji. There was no one else so righteous, so deserving, so powerful.

Why then, didn’t Wei Wuxian feel much like celebrating when he heard the news?

-- AKA - Lan Wangji cultivates to immortality only to find out that Wei Wuxian has no golden core and thus can't cultivate to immortality with him. He decides that does not work for him and he must find a way around it.

Lan Wangji said, 'let me fix him with my dick'

Smutty, but also incredibly soft

uuuugh, my heart for these two. Lan Wangji and his unwavering resolve to be there for Wei Wuxian had me a little teary

6. The Barrier Master's Mate by TriviasFolly [81,454]

Summary:

In a world where monsters reeking of negative energy run rampant, humanity has been forced to reside within cities protected by powerful barriers. These barriers are carefully guarded, and maintained by a Barrier Master. Only an idiot would try living outside of a barrier, and only a moron would be caught outside one at night.

Which Wei Wuxian supposed made him both. Still, it wasn't like anyone was going to notice him out here. He'd worked too hard for that, burying his talents and skills for the sake of peace in the Jiang Household. They probably though he was still living in their garage, not in a tent in the woods. And Wei Wuxian would keep it that way, remaining unnoticed until he graduated from the College of Cultivation and landed a job.

At least that was a plan until the Heir to the Barrier himself fell from the sky and crashed into his tent.

I don't know if this is original material or in reference to another au, either way-- I am INTO it! I adored the world building here and the mix of modern with magic elements. Bonus for having sword spirits--- ugh, I love it all

I don't know how something can be both a fast burn and a slow burn, but this did it!

Incredible, rich, also a little smutty

7. Founding a clan by WordsofRaven [34,082]

Summary:

If someone had told Wei Wuxian that he would found his own clan in the wake of Lan Wangji's disinheritance, he wouldn't have believed it for a second.

Then again, what could have possibly led the second Jade of the Lan clan to end up in this situation?

Who could have imagined that a simple pair of adorable rabbit ears would lead them there? Certainly not Wei Wuxian

Written for the topxian_bottomji_breeding_bang_2025 and illustrated by the adorable Francowitch! Thank you so much for all the arts you did for this fic!! 💖

I have read this before, but I was so glad for the reread!

This fic has made me cry both times reading it, for sad reasons sort of, but mostly because Wei Wuxian actually seeing Lan Wangji had me soft as hell

The lan clan can eat a bag of dicks, but this was honestly the most ideal option for our boy Lan Wangji

8. Falling for His Son's Teacher by SilverForgedWisps [40,899]

Summary:

An unexpected addition is added to the classroom, throwing preschool teacher Wei Ying entirely off balance. The problem is that his new student's dad is hot, and Wei Ying can't help but feel things whenever he is around. However, Wei Ying has sworn off dating forever.

Lan Zhan's plan is simple: to secretly court an unsuspecting Wei Ying so tactfully that he doesn't even know it's happening. And when it's too late to fight against the insane chemistry and attraction they have to one another, he'll reel him in when it's already too late to back out. The plan could end in disaster. Or perhaps just this once, something could go right.

Will Wei Ying open his heart? Or is fate destined to keep them apart?

One of the best 'i didn't know we were dating' fics I've read in a long while

This was so fluffy, so sweet, I love dadji and teacher Wei Wuxian

once again the Lan clan can suck it, but I am glad that this ended where it did

fluffy, cute, my heart is full

9. Where is home? by SpicyRamen_10969 [118,649]

Summary:

“Someone has been breaking into the school grounds during the night,” Lan Qiren relayed. Over the last couple of weeks, different members of staff have been coming to him, telling him of different issues. The canteen staff saying food has gone missing, the gym teacher expressing his concern regarding the showers, as they seemed to be leaking – what else could explain why the flooring has been wet? As well as a set of keys having gone missing from the teachers’ lounge. Lan Qiren was rather confused about these matters, until someone from security caught something on the CCTV footage, only a few nights ago. There wasn’t much to go by, as it seemed the intruder knew exactly where the cameras were; evading being seen. If they couldn’t, then they would simply conceal their face with a hood.

__________________________ Or // Wei Ying was kicked out the Jiang household - story goes from there.

I have read this before, but reading it a second time did not make me any more emotionally stable than the first time

oof. The ending is good, I promise, but baby Wei Wuxian went through so much. CW: child abuse, past child abuse -- mind the tags my friends if this is a bother

My heart for Good Uncle Lan Qiren! I also adore the relationship WWX and LWJ develop in this

That's what I read!

I'm still working through my MFL list; but, I am coming to the end! I am very open to recs though and welcome any sent my way.

If you want a personalized fic list I am offering lists for Wangxian (some other MDZS pairings) and bingqiu, liushen, bingliushen (and some other SVSSS pairings) -just send me a dm with your theme and criteria! If I have fics that I have read that fit the vibe, I will happily rec a list <3