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that qin su ask made me want to reread all of it (so i did lol) and i forgot how funny the flirting for information part was!! i love how wwx is just being practical, all ‘this is an easy way for us to get information. why are you guys throwing tantrums about it?’ meanwhile jzx is making a face like he just smelled something awful because he had to watch his sibling flirt with a bunch of men, and lwj is trying to think of ways to kill all men with his mind for the same reason XD so funny
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying is flirting with other men .... ☹️
*inner LWJ voice* "Should Wangji put an end to other men?"
Jin Zixuan, hunting for info on the other side of town:
After their marriage, NMJ notices LXC getting sicker/thinner/more exhausted. But he doesn't know it's because he's pregnant with Jingyi.
Cue NMJ feeling guilty about 'causing' LXC's sickness with his own poisoned qi and trapping him in an unwanted marriage, etc. And LXC, realizing that NMJ is unhappy/worried about something, feels guilty thinking that he's dissatisfied with their relationship.
Until the surprise delivery at a discussion conference, of course. :p
Lan Xichen, wistfully: Maybe if A-Jue and I had a child...
*five minutes later, holding a very confused baby Lan Jingyi*
i desperately need more cultivation baby jingyi hes so hilarious please
"Where is my nephew?" Lan Qiren demands. "I thought he was with you."
Chifeng-zun gives him a pained look. "A-Huan left to go hunting in the wood about an hour ago. My men and I were threatened with dire consequences if we dared to follow."
"Xichen, hunting? What in heaven's name for?"
"A boar, actually. He said he wanted to, ah, eat it."
"But he can't even bear to see chickens slaughtered. What does he want with a boar?"
"Don't look at me," Nie Huaisang yelps, when Lan Qiren narrows his eyes at him. "I don't know anything."
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"My good Lan brothers, if you don't drink, you'll be looking down on me!"
"I'll drink you under the table," Lan Xichen said viciously. "And for your own sake, young master Jin, I hope you stay there."
"This is a disaster," Wei Wuxian muttered. "Lan Zhan, what's wrong with your brother? It almost sounds as if he wants to start a fight."
"Mn,” Lan Zhan choked; but it was the kind of mn that meant he was on the verge of a breakdown, because Lan Xichen had just thrown back a cup of baijiu and coughed himself blue in the face before begging Jin Guangshan to explain why his nephew was still allowed to appear in public.
Wei Wuxian didn’t blame him, of course, but it was completely unexpected. Lan-zongzhu never did things like this; being disorderly in public was his job.
“He is a general menace,” Zewu-jun was saying now. “He does nothing successfully, he insists on insulting everyone he meets, and he eats tangyuan in a most unattractive manner--”
“You speak of Wei Wuxian, not me!” Jin Zixun roared. “Lan-zongzhu, you dare--”
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cultivation baby jingyi has absolutely no chill and is passing that on to lxc? Lxc is eating a big plate of chicken wings, crying because he saw a cute baby, etc.
Jingyi gives his poor dad mood swings to end all mood swings. People seriously thought he was possessed for a couple of months, or so smitten with NMJ that he just couldn't regulate his emotions anymore; Wei Wuxian insists that a Jin Zixun allergy is perfectly normal and natural, and should be encouraged. Baby Jingyi agrees. 😤
Meanwhile, Nie Mingjue now knows what his husband looks like when he's both very sleepy and very angry that the braised beef he asked for isn't ready yet. Furious is a gorgeous look on Zewu-jun, and his husband is Not Okay.
lxc is cultivating JueYing and he's suddenly 200% interested in bugs and more interested in clothes/fixing his hair? NMJ is sweat-dropping because now his husband is either up to his ears in bugs or looking extra-hot. It's too much!!
Lan Xichen keeps staring longingly at pretty ruquns and jewelry when he and NMJ go shopping, and Nie Mingjue is beside himself because he's figured out that a) most uncharacteristic behaviors while cultivating small buns happen because the buns express their wants through their dad and b) LXC suddenly liking pretty hair ornaments = baby girl!!
Cultivation baby Jingyi sneezes onto Jin Zixun's dinner. lxc is all "that's unfortunate :)"
your throwback to cultivation baby jingyi reminded me just how much i love him, so any chance of more?
"If either of you have thought of a way to gain the confidence of the Lan sect," Jin Guangshan says tersely, during the fifth meeting of the Trying and Failing To Grasp Political Power Collective (as termed by Jin Guangyao, who is no longer concerned with political power, and now considers his entry into the Jin sect the worst decision he's ever made), "now would be the time to say something about it. Guangyao?”
“Well, Father,” Jin Guangyao smiles, “there is Lan Yi’s hundred-day next month. Lan-zongzhu’s erratic behavior this last year--and consequently, Nie-zongzhu’s reluctance to treat with us--was mostly due to the child’s influence on Lan-zongzhu’s temperament. They might be open to reconciliation now that the little one is here.”
Jin Zixun glares at him. “Lan Xichen doesn’t have to reconcile with you,” he snarls. “We need to make him think well of me. And Shufu. Otherwise, we’ll never get anywhere with his brute of husband, now will we?”
No one will ever get anywhere with Lan Xichen’s brute of a husband unless they happen to be Lan Xichen himself, but Jin Guangyao doesn’t bother saying so.
“Then you can be in charge of selecting the child’s hundred-day gift and presenting it,” he says instead. “If Zewu-jun likes the present, I might be able to persuade Chifeng-zun to look at you sometime within the next decade.”
Of course, Jin Guangyao is the one who ends up selecting the gift: a cunning arrangement of beads and toys carved out of maple wood, small enough to fit in an infant’s hands and large enough for Lan Yi to cut his teeth on without fear of choking. Jin Guangshan told his nephew to say that he found the thing in the market and thought it would make a nice gift for the baby, and take Lan Xichen’s pleasure at the gesture as an opportunity to begin negotiations for the latest trade bills that had failed to win his approval.
But in the end, what happened was this: Jin Zixun managed to lose the toy sometime after he arrived at the Cloud Recesses, after which he turned upon Jin Guangyao and accused him of sabotage in the middle of the hundred-day feast. Little Lan Jingyi was napping at the time--or at least he had been, until Jin Zixun started screaming--and when the fool tried to apologize, A-Yi leaned out of Er-ge’s arms and spit up all over Jin Zixun’s robes.
“Jin-er-gongzi,” Lan Xichen said, with a vague, toothy smile that looked a little like a death’s head. “Perhaps you should find a seat at the back of the feasting hall and let A-Yao handle the greetings. A-Yi is always restless around people he dislikes, and you were behaving dreadfully on the day he was born, so...”
“You should go and change your clothes first,” Nie Mingjue grumbled, appearing at his husband’s elbow. “The acid from A-Yi’s stomach will ruin the silk. Jin Zixuan should have something your size, since you two are close in height.”
And that, as Wei Wuxian likes to say, was that.
But he hundred-day feast was far from the last time Jin Zixun ran afoul of little Lan Jingyi, as Jin Guangyao notes several months later. The baby seems to hate the very sight of his cousin, and since Jingyi’s fathers always bring him with them when they travel, Zixun has been effectively banished from the two sect leaders’ presence.
“He will grow up soon enough,” Jin Guangyao reminds his cousin, after Zixun’s seventh thwarted meeting with Nie-zongzhu. “Remain patient, and all will be well.”
So Zixun waits, withdrawing from inter-sect lectures and hunts where the Lan sect is expected to appear. Jin Guangyao steps into his cousin’s place, and enjoys his change in circumstances immensely; but at last, Nie Mingjue appears at a discussion conference without his husband and son, giving Jin Guangshan the chance to speak to him directly for the first time in nearly three years.
“Where is Lan-zongzhu?” he asks, after the usual small talk about the decorations and how well the new disciples at the Jinlintai seem to be doing. “Will he be attending later?”
Nie Mingjue mutters something about Lan Xichen being needed at the Cloud Recesses and darts away, heading for the banquet tables on the other side of the Fragrance Hall. The lines of his face relax the moment he leaves Jin Guangshan’s presence, taking on the softness Jin Guangyao associates with him being open to conversation; so he puts down the wine he was drinking and hastens to Nie Mingjue’s side, standing between him and the rest of the room to keep his quarry from slipping away again.
“That was a lie, if I ever heard one,” he remarks. “Where is Lan-zongzhu, really?”
“You heard me. At the Cloud Recesses,” Nie Mingjue tells him, his lips quirking up into a smile. “By the way, does that idiot cousin of yours know I’m avoiding him on purpose?”
“No,” confesses Jin Guangyao. “I haven’t told him, and I doubt he has the wits to figure it out himself.”
“Well, when you see him next, you can tell him that he shouldn’t expect me to budge for another couple of years.”
Jin Guangyao blinks. “Why?”
“I think my daughter might dislike your relatives even more than A-Yi does,” Nie Mingjue says blithely. “Xichen can’t control his impulses at the moment, you see, and I won’t leave his side. Good day!”
... Re: Jueying playing nice with Zixuan to get within biting distance of Zixun ...
... Zixuan will encourage this, because it means Zixun starts edging away from him as soon as Jueying toddles over and gives him the uppy arms. Anything that keeps his least favorite cousin far, far away is a win in Zixuan's books!
Jin Zixuan used to get along with his cousin pretty well, but that changed after the whole jianghu spent ten hours thinking that Lan Xichen might die of a spontaneous qi deviation because of how much Jin Zixun sucked. He's glad to have a wee accomplice in Jueying, even if he'll never say so. >:)
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JueYing is the drama llama-est baby? NMJ is always trying to keep her from biting people or getting into stuff that she shouldn't.
Nielan, before/during Lan Jueying's birth: Ah, this wasn't so bad. Everything was much more chaotic with Jingyi, so this bao should be a peaceful one. ❤️
So Xichen didn't knew he was pregnant the first time? It must been funny months then, with the moods switches, the (sometimes weird) cravings (meat! sweets!) and all the rest. I can imagine how confused were Lan Qiren, Lan Wangji, Nie Huaisang and Nie Mingjue.
"he cried because he wanted meat!"
"He punched Jin Zixun at the sects conference!"
"He cried over having a hug!"
"I surprised him eating food in the middle of the night"
Jingyi was a cultivation baby, so Lan Xichen really had no way of knowing about him until he manifested a newborn body. (In case you're new to this blog, cultivation babies draw energy from their parents' golden cores and then appear fully-formed once they've gathered enough strength; there is no physical "pregnancy" per se.)
But LXC's entire family was bewildered by the way he behaved while baby Jingyi was busy draining all his energy; he cried whenever he thought about Nie Mingjue, if anyone mentioned the possibility of divorcing Nie Mingjue in the future, over memories of Lan Wangji as a toddler - it was just constant crying. He was also very easily distracted by meat and shiny things, which confused NMJ immensely.
For any of the AUs where Nielan have cultivation babies, does NMJ get freaked out or fussy over LXC while they’re waiting for the children to arrive? Or is he a chill dad by the time the later ones arrive? “Yeah, he’s got this”?
Nielan are in a unique situation when it comes to baby-cultivating because Lan Xichen hates baby-cultivating. It's all fine for the first six or seven months, but then you have an infant spirit whose developing sense of self sometimes takes over its parent - and because the Nielan babies are very strong-willed, sometimes = all the time. In the Nielan marriage of convenience AU, Nie Mingjue has to keep a virtual leash on Xichen because Jingyi got curious about Baling honey mead and decided that he had to try it despite his dad's lack of alcohol tolerance. This was 1000x more confusing because Xichen had no idea that he was expecting Jingyi and thus couldn’t tell why his self-control had suddenly disappeared.
With their later children, Lan Xichen usually chooses to have them manifest their bodies several months before birth, just so that he can maintain control over his own thoughts and emotions the whole way through. This also has the benefit of allowing him to cultivate, since he generally can’t until after the manifestation process is complete.
So, cultivated babies = NMJ chasing LXC around to do damage control, and cultivated-and-then-gestated babies = Nie Mingjue fretting about his husband’s health and comfort until they’re born. Neither of them mind that, though; they don’t get enough time together, and waiting for a baby is very comfortable and peaceful when the baby isn’t wreaking havoc via Lan Xichen.
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Re-reading Qin Su!WWX AU, and I lost count of the nielan children.... There's 5 of them? Did the Yi City arc play out similar to TMAAF? @.@
It did not! In this AU, Nie Mingjue pushed for Xue Yang's execution and insisted on overseeing it himself, so XY and Xiao Xingchen never made it to Yi City. However, Nie Mingjue passed through Yi City on business and met an orphaned toddler A-Qing, so he brought her back to the Cloud Recesses to be raised with Jingyi and Jueying.
I read all your stuff about Qin Su!Wwx + Mxy!Jxc and i wonder how the final act at the temple go. Xichen was still a hostage? I'm surprised that it was Wangji and not Mingjue who killed JGY. Because i can't imagine anything being able to stop NMJ if his beloved husband (and brother?) was (were) in danger.
But Wingji is fine too because his beloved and his brother have been hurt by this man too!
Also RIP to the poor Zixuan who learns that his half brother married their half-sister and had a child with her, child that he has killed himself. and has killed their father with too much sex. ("i'm the only one to be normal in my generation?"). that's...a lot to shallow.
Wwx: don't worry peacock, i'm your sister now and i'll be as normal that you want
JZX: *raises an eyebrow*
WWX: i'll be a good sibling, promise.
JC: *raises an eyebrow*
WWX: don't be jealous A-cheng
Nie Mingjue, Lan Wangji, and Wei Wuxian got to the Guanyin temple at the same time. Lan Xichen, while unconscious, was physically safe and being held by Nie Huaisang, so Nie Mingjue went to check on his pulse/breathing with the intention of dealing with Jin Guangyao afterwards. He never got the chance to, though, because Lan Wangji stabbed JGY about 30 seconds later.
